This is just a public service message from yours truly.
Had it been a real emergency you would have been told where to…
Okay it’s kinda an emergency. I’m tired of all the SHiT and I mean SHiT literally.
I’ve worked with the public my entire life even though it’s not so long it’s been long enough especially dealing with all the SHiT everyone throws.
I mean it’s not bad enough I have to put up with stinky BO customers, alcoholics at 9am buying mouthwash, spray paint huffers, snotty stiletto bitches, I’m entitled to treat you like SHIT white men, I want a refund for this $1.25 item (seriously it happens), being called a bitch and/or a dyke (thanks for those compliments even though you meant em’ as insults), people dropping dead from heart attacks right before my eyes (it’s retail not healthcare)…
All of that’s just from customers and the list could go on page after page. I won’t even go into detail about the SHiT Head employees I manage. I really don’t have that kind of time to waste. Speaking of waste I should continue with my public service message.
After all the SHiT I put up with the worst possible SHiT is when I walk into the public restroom to take a piss and the huge azz stench of your SHiT smacks me right in the fukin’ face.
Oh this offends you? So sorry, butt there’s seriously no way to put it nicely when your SHiT stinks so bad. I should tell you there’s nothing worse than your fumes permeating the air that I breath and the knowledge that I can’t hold my breath long enough to keep from sucking your stinky SHiT stench into my lungs.
I know we all do it. It’s human. We all SHiT. DUH!
However, if you’ve ever had to clean up SHiT from people holding it too long and then blasting it all over the toilet and floor or a mans massive dump that stops up the toilet and flows all over the floor you would get tired of public SHiT too.
Sure some people get paid to clean up your SHiT. So be it. Help a little with your stench will ya?
I know you are aware how horrible your SHiT smells and I know it embarrasses you when you smell up my entire store so here’s my public service announcement.
Do something about it. Carry this item in your pocket, your purse, your backpack, your carry on anywhere you can carry it and use it when the urge for a huge SHiT hits you. Save yourself a lot of embarrassment and everyone else in the bathroom from gagging on your stench. It works. Trust me I’ve tried it myself. It’s not a novelty item for SHiTs and grins well it is for SHiTs but it really works!
I’m begging and pleading next time you visit my store or any public place and take a huge dump use the Poo~Pourri. THANK YOU!
Even for Kids (right on teach em young to take care of their SHiT stench):
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