Two more views and I’ll hit the big 3,000 mark.
Waaaahhhhoooo! I myself gave it very little thought until I read a blog wherein someone was thanking all the 2,000 viewers for taking a moment to view her blog in the year she had been blogging. That caught my attention because I only started this blogging/posting endeavor TWO MONTHS ago!
So thank you everyone for at least taking a peek especially since I’m rated a mature blogger which I’m not sure if that has helped or hindered my audience. I certainly don’t intend to change my style that would be like asking the sun to stop being hot. It’ impossible. I say what I think and feel and that’s just the way I am. I enjoy myself and I’m glad you do too. I hope to blog more and I hope more people will comment. Reading other bloggers thoughts is certainly entertaining, enlightening and insightful.
With that being said I hope with this blog I’m going to squeeze out the big 3,000 which is funny because to accomplish that I need the big NUMBER TWO.
Even before I realized the above info I already had my topic in mind. It’s not often you plan a blog, think it through and sit down to write it and realize the universe has lined up to support your shit. It’s monumental.
That being said I want to address three things I hate.
1) Being judged. No explanation needed here I’m sure. Everyone hates to be judged.
2) Equal Rights not being allowed Equally to Everyone. I’m not going to elaborate on this one just read or watch the news.
3) 1ply and Number Two. This one I’m gonna explain because I bet you hate it too.
It goes like this:
The last time you got some ass was when your finger slipped through the toilet paper.
Another reason why I hating working with the public you never know what just happened in the bathroom or the bedroom and everyone wants to shake your hand or touch your shoulder or dig their cash outta their sweaty bra where it’s plastered against their gigant tits. Okay I should get back to my topic.
1ply toilet paper what the hell is it’s purpose?
Seriously what does this clean up?
1ply just spreads it around and leaves it there for later. Crusty.
This is what it feels like when you are visiting your friends or family and realize they only have 1ply toilet paper. Friends don’t let friends wipe with their fingers. Buy 2ply you cheap fuker.
Never mind the obvious of just spreading the shit crap around and your finger slipping through the 1ply, here’s what it feels like across your butthole:
Oh damn even worse there’s no toilet paper… and here’s why:
Don’t panic and do this unless you enjoy shit on your fingers.
2ply Toilet paper buy it and be kind to your behind and protect your fingers.
Or just be smart like I am and carry these in your bag. Does the cleaning without getting poo on your fingers and feels wonderful.