On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
12 Drunks a Drinking.
Which is very appropriate considering I don’t have a true love at the moment.
Before I can post what I actually planned to post it’s necessary for me to clear up some terms.
I could go into the definitions of Vagina and Mon Pubis but that’s complicated so I’ll sum it up in my blunt NAughty way.
A womyn’s Vagina is inside. Also known as the coochie, peach, clam, cookie and many other names.
Mon Pubis is outside. Also known as the glorious mound, beaver, pussy, camel toe, taco and many other names.
That being cleared up now I can safely post my blog without anyone getting confused.
Would you ever tattoo your Mon Pubis?
Do you know anyone who has a tattoo there?
Have you ever had sex with someone tattooed there?
Which tattoo is your favorite and why?
1) I tawt I taw a putty kat. I did I did.
2) Something is obviously missing here. Oh wait… Hart breaker, cock taker…
3) I’ll stop and smell the flowers along the way.
4) I heard the sounds from Mario when I saw this photo.
5) Every rose has a thorn.
6) Is she smoking hot or is that the abyss of Hell?
7) The one that got away. Thank God.
8) So wrong I’m speechless.
9) Bacon, bacon, bacon.
10) Lock that bitch up.
11) Butterflies are free to fly. Fly away, fly away.
12) Everyone loves a slut.
13) Angry bow tie pussy
14) Twist off.
15) Inside out.
16) Double barrel pistol packing mama.
17) Mayhem. Better have insurance if you hit that puss.
18) Where’s Waldo? Oh yeah right there. He looks kinda embarrassed.
20) The devil made her do it.
21) Fukin’ shave that bush. Hopefully Willies breath isn’t bad.
22) Mow that damn bush.
23) Now that’s a real lesbian!
24) Please fly away.
25) Azzhole star.
Check out what these straight dumbazz men did:
26) Armpit pussy
27) Lil’ Red Riding Hood. I bet his belly button gets stinky.
28) I bet he sticks his finger in his belly button.
My straight friend told me her boyfriend loves to watch her masturbate with weird objects.
WEiRD OBJECTS! What are weird objects?
I know you are curious too so I took it upon myself to google and of course I have to share the results.
Take a look at what my search found and tell me, HAVE YOU EVER USED A WEiRD OBJECT while masturbating or during sex? Don’t be shy. It’s kinky yes but interesting as well.
VEGGIE PUSS TALES
THIS PUSS IS BANANAS
QUENCH YOUR THIRST?
JACK D BUTT PLUG
HOT & DRY PUSSY
I’m not a cougar.
I just liked having sex (fukin’) a younger womyn.
Okay go ahead you can call me a cougar I’m okay with that.
It doesn’t sound so bad and fukin’ her was a wonderful experience for that moment.
Would I do it again? NO!
She was energetic and eager… in bed. Completely cooperative and crazy about me… in bed. Totally in love and gonna spend the rest of her life with me… in bed. We had great wonderful chemistry… in bed.
Then she stood up and what was so wonderful horizontal didn’t work vertical.
Hers did NOT work:
This is true!
Stay focused if you can: (of course I had to slide a NAughty surprise in)
I have a huge public announcement to make:
ALCOHOL DOES EASE THE PAIN… even if it’s only momentarily.
I have learned to live in the moment because life can and will change on a dime.
Here I am with my feet propped up and a bottle of Cooks Spumante.
I ain’t feeling no pain about any thing
It’s hardly an addiction but it’s quite obviously a wonderful distraction.
Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend.