Gay Honey Boo Boo!

Gay Honey Boo Boo!

GLAAD just nominated “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”
for an award and listed Honey Boo Boo as one of their top 10 allies of 2012.

FEmme/BUtch Rules*

Are FEmme Lesbians really this demanding, complicated?

Be sure and read all the rules.

* I did NOT write these!

*The Femme Rules:

1. The Femme always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No butch can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Femme suspects the Butch knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Femme is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Femme is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Butch did or said.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Butch must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Femme can change her mind at any time without notice.
9. The Butch must never change her mind without the express written consent of The Femme.
10. The Femme has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Butch must remain calm at all times, unless the Femme wants her to be angry or upset.
12. The Femme must not, under any circumstances, let the Butch know whether she wants her to be angry or upset.
13. The Butch is expected to read the mind of the Femme at all times and act or respond accordingly.
14. What is important is what the Femme meant, not what she said.
15. If the Butch doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because she can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Femme has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Butch must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Butch, at any time, believes she is right, she must refer to Rule 5.
19. The Butch must kill all bugs at any given time.
20. The Butch must “always be prepared”…

*BUTCH RULE:

Just smile, nod your head and live happily ever after.

* I did NOT write these rules!

Obvious out lesbians… lets all do the Jodie Foster!

Obvious lesbians… lets all do the Jodie Foster!

I’m doing the Jodie Foster and coming out but please respect my privacy.

Yeah right.

First is there anyone who thought Jodie Foster or I might actually be straight?

Second can you be a successful actress such as Jodie or a sex blogger like myself and really expect people to respect your privacy?

Third wasn’t that special the way she acknowledged her partner…  ex-partner that is. Lies lies nothing but lies. Maybe not but who cares?

Fourth so wonderful she received such a high honor. Mine’s coming soon and then I will officially come out. (Insert sarcasm here) Oh happy day.

Fifth I do love Jodie Foster. Now that she’s officially out I wonder if she’s gonna go to DisneyLand?

And finally thanks Jodie for paving the way for all us lesbians who are already out or maybe we paved the way for you.

Smart azz Lesbian Butch Dyke

 

Yep that’s me.

I’ve been accused of being a Smart Azz, a Lesbian, Butch and even a Dyke.

Thank you! I own all those titles so without further delay…

Enjoy:

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Is it???

 

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I learned this long ago.

 

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Hey you straight man keep dreaming these are not lesbians. Just two young girls being paid very well to pretend.

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Here’s your reality check. Real Lesbians on the right.

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Dude any self respecting BUTCH LESBIAN is flattered.

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Seriously you should.

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Been annoyed done that.

 

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Tends to be true.

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Still got my box and it’s in great condition.

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We’ve all been there.

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so when was it?

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Imagine if gays and lesbians thought this fucked up way.

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Which photo shocks you more?

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I’ve been asked this too many times.

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No words necessary.

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Lesbian Pussy

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Always adjustable

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My favorite!

 

Eat a Lesbian Vagina!

There’s more than one way to eat a Lesbian Vagina!

Try these!

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Pick YOUR vagina!

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Oh yes the Lesbian Pearl!

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Pretty n pink lesbian cupcakes!

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There’s the creme filling Lesbian cupcake!

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Assorted Lesbian cupcakes

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Hairy bush Lesbian cupcake!

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Lesbian Feminist cupcake. Watch out for the teeth.

Lesbian Sushi.

 

Anyone who knows me knows I’m a total Sushi Addict

and that I LOVE WOMYN!

So, here are a few of my favorite things. **

 

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Sushi does a body good!

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Sushi Party @ Sushi Neko

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Lesbian Sushi Sampler

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Lifesaver @ Sushi Neko

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Sushi anyone?

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Sushi feast @ Sushi Neko

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Masked Sushi

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My personal favorites @ Sushi Neko

** I should make it clear I’m not being disrespectful to womyn **

by posting these photos.