My 12 Drunken Days of Christmas. December 12, 2013 by Nothing Nice, Nothing Sweet! in My Opinions. and tagged 12 days of Christmas, alcohol, boy, butch, drunk, fag, femme, gay, girl, homo, homosexual, honest, lesbian, man, Merry Christmas, queen, queer, sex, straight, true love, woman | Leave a comment On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me. 12 Drunks a Drinking. Which is very appropriate considering I don’t have a true love at the moment. Merry Christmas. BITE IT!