BUtch LEsbian ADvice: EAT PUSSY!

Straight men your womyn complain all the time

because you won’t eat their pussy AND you still expect a big ole’ blow job.

That’s insane. Take some BUtch LEsbian ADvice from me.

Here’s all you need to do to get what you want from your womyn:

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BUtch LEsbian ADvice!

Gay Honey Boo Boo!

Gay Honey Boo Boo!

GLAAD just nominated “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”
for an award and listed Honey Boo Boo as one of their top 10 allies of 2012.

Obvious out lesbians… lets all do the Jodie Foster!

Obvious lesbians… lets all do the Jodie Foster!

I’m doing the Jodie Foster and coming out but please respect my privacy.

Yeah right.

First is there anyone who thought Jodie Foster or I might actually be straight?

Second can you be a successful actress such as Jodie or a sex blogger like myself and really expect people to respect your privacy?

Third wasn’t that special the way she acknowledged her partner…  ex-partner that is. Lies lies nothing but lies. Maybe not but who cares?

Fourth so wonderful she received such a high honor. Mine’s coming soon and then I will officially come out. (Insert sarcasm here) Oh happy day.

Fifth I do love Jodie Foster. Now that she’s officially out I wonder if she’s gonna go to DisneyLand?

And finally thanks Jodie for paving the way for all us lesbians who are already out or maybe we paved the way for you.

Pick your BUtch/Futch!

Futch?

Oh yes indeed. She’s out there.

A bit FEmme, a bit BUtch and hella sexy!

Oh and btw,

Bet you can’t spot the dudes (men) among the sexy womyn or can you?

How do you like your BUtch(s) Hair?

Which Butch/Futch is hottest and why?

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Butch Do #1

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Butch Do #2

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Butch Do #3

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Butch Do #4

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Butch Do #5

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Butch Do #6

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Butch Do #7

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Butch Do #8

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Butch Do #9 (that’s one Butch I would date) 😉

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Butch Do #10

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Butch Do #11

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Butch Do #12

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Butch Do #13

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Butch Do #14

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Butch Do #15

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Butch Do #16

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Butch Do #17

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Butch Do #18

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Butch Do #19

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Butch Do #20

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Butch Do #21

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Butch Do #22

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Butch Do #23 (Granny Butch Do)

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Butch Do #24

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Butch Do #25

Smart azz Lesbian Butch Dyke

 

Yep that’s me.

I’ve been accused of being a Smart Azz, a Lesbian, Butch and even a Dyke.

Thank you! I own all those titles so without further delay…

Enjoy:

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Is it???

 

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I learned this long ago.

 

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Hey you straight man keep dreaming these are not lesbians. Just two young girls being paid very well to pretend.

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Here’s your reality check. Real Lesbians on the right.

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Dude any self respecting BUTCH LESBIAN is flattered.

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Seriously you should.

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Been annoyed done that.

 

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Tends to be true.

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Still got my box and it’s in great condition.

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We’ve all been there.

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so when was it?

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Imagine if gays and lesbians thought this fucked up way.

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Which photo shocks you more?

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I’ve been asked this too many times.

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No words necessary.

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Lesbian Pussy

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Always adjustable

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My favorite!

 

Butch/Femme Photo Project

Butch/Femme Photo Project

Most certainly worth reading. Check it out. You may be more confused by the BUtch/FEmme dynamic after you read this or you may just be enlightened. Either way it’s a joy to read.