BUtch LEsbian ADvice: EAT PUSSY!

Straight men your womyn complain all the time

because you won’t eat their pussy AND you still expect a big ole’ blow job.

That’s insane. Take some BUtch LEsbian ADvice from me.

Here’s all you need to do to get what you want from your womyn:

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BUtch LEsbian ADvice!

TIED BONDAGE

 

Chains, whips and rope excite me!

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Beautiful work.

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Pearl Bondage

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Wonderful

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How sweet.

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No rope? Still a favorite of mine. Love the collar and leash and the candles make it perfect

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Oh a tangled web we weave…

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Intense beautiful work

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My personal favorite Butch Bondage.

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BONDAGE!

Bondage because it’s beautiful.

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Blind Bondage

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Surrender.

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Manacled.

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Hooked!

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Bound to self

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Beautiful

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Perfect chains and things!

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Missing marks

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My Personal Favorite:

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Vagina inside. Mon Pubis outside. Get it right.

 

 

Before I can post what I actually planned to post it’s necessary for me to clear up some terms.

I could go into the definitions of Vagina and Mon Pubis but that’s complicated so I’ll sum it up in my blunt NAughty way.

A womyn’s Vagina is inside. Also known as the coochie, peach, clam, cookie and many other names.

Mon Pubis is outside. Also known as the glorious mound, beaver, pussy, camel toe, taco and many other names.

That being cleared up now I can safely post my blog without anyone getting confused.

Would you ever tattoo your Mon Pubis?

Do you know anyone who has a tattoo there?

Have you ever had sex with someone tattooed there?

Which tattoo is your favorite and why?

1) I tawt I taw a putty kat. I did I did.

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2) Something is obviously missing here. Oh wait… Hart breaker, cock taker…

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3) I’ll stop and smell the flowers along the way.

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4) I heard the sounds from Mario when I saw this photo.

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5) Every rose has a thorn.

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6) Is she smoking hot or is that the abyss of Hell?

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7) The one that got away. Thank God.

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8) So wrong I’m speechless.

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9) Bacon, bacon, bacon.

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10) Lock that bitch up.

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11) Butterflies are free to fly. Fly away, fly away.

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12) Everyone loves a slut.

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13) Angry bow tie pussy

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14) Twist off.

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15) Inside out.

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16) Double barrel pistol packing mama.

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17) Mayhem. Better have insurance if you hit that puss.

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18) Where’s Waldo? Oh yeah right there. He looks kinda embarrassed.

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19) DOH!

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20) The devil made her do it.

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21) Fukin’ shave that bush. Hopefully Willies breath isn’t bad.

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22) Mow that damn bush.

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23) Now that’s a real lesbian!

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24) Please fly away.

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25) Azzhole star.

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Check out what these straight dumbazz men did:

26) Armpit pussy

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27) Lil’ Red Riding Hood. I bet his belly button gets stinky.

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28) I bet he sticks his finger in his belly button.

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I’m a lesbian but this is the best NUTSACK ever!

 

 

I know, I know not what you were expecting but to be quite honest if I had labeled it right on with the correct title “Gay Marriage: Foamy The Squirrel” you wouldn’t have even clicked on it.

I know this is true because I’m the blogger who posted a “Number Two” blog yesterday immediately followed by “Male Porn Star With Vagina” and needless to say the views on “Male Porn Star…” were over the top and “Number Two” well it just kinda floated around.

I know how this works if we as humans think we will be horrified, disgusted, turned on, get pissed off or even pissed on we will click on it. If there’s a chance we as humans may learn something, grow from it, smile, share the love or just open our minds we are not interested.

So, watch this video because it’s very right on and it’s great that a Squirrel can address everything about the Same-Sex Marriage Debate and nail it in under 4 minutes.

After you view this please share my blog! Post it on your facebook, tweet it, reblog it, whatever just share it.

Also huge kudos and nuts for the maker of this video Jonathan Ian Mathers. Well done, well said!