On the 11th day of Christmas my true…
we’ll say love here but we all know the truth, gave to me:
11 Lesbians a Licking!
Perfect if I do say so myself. oh and don’t forget the
12 Drunks a Drinking
Okay last thing I’m going to post about the Miley Cyrus performance. Check it out it’s awesome.
Singer/songwriter Jon Lajoie managed to do the impossible: create a smart, well-produced, poignant pop song about a pop star in less than a day. Check out this impressively thoughtful analysis of Miley’s performance at the VMAs.
I feel slightly irritated and maybe a bit discombobulated. I just wanted to use discombobulated. It’s such a cool word.
Okay back to my issue.
I’m bothered by the attacks on Miley Cyrus.
Her performance at the MTV VMAs certainly wasn’t her best however, that being said, she proves the point that she can do what she wants to do and I did see Robin Thicke grind on her ass. Seriously have you watched the uncensored video of “Blurred Lines?”
If you haven’t take a peek now!
I personally love the, “Robin Thicke has a big dick part.” 😉
Don’t get me wrong I love his song and I love the uncensored video what I don’t love is the double standard.
Yes Hannah Montana is a Disney princess but Miley well she’s not. That was just a role she played during her younger days. At this point it might be fair to say she’s breaking out and although she’s going about it the totally shocking way, give her a break. At least the same break men get.
Watch the video and share your thoughts.
Were you repulsed and disgusted by Mileys suggestive performance or did you just laugh and say, “look at ole’ Hannah Montana.” ?
Do you judge womyn on the same standard as men?
Share your thoughts whatever they may be.
Certainly got your attention with that title didn’t I?
It’s misleading. I should apologize but I can not.
One can not live on SEX ALONE although many have tried.
I too have tried.
We are complicated, complex individuals with many needs and desires.
It’s time I come out .
I have a soft side.
Here’s where I can be found if you so desire.
Straight men your womyn complain all the time
because you won’t eat their pussy AND you still expect a big ole’ blow job.
That’s insane. Take some BUtch LEsbian ADvice from me.
Here’s all you need to do to get what you want from your womyn:
Are FEmme Lesbians really this demanding, complicated?
Be sure and read all the rules.
* I did NOT write these!
*The Femme Rules:
1. The Femme always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No butch can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Femme suspects the Butch knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Femme is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Femme is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Butch did or said.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Butch must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Femme can change her mind at any time without notice.
9. The Butch must never change her mind without the express written consent of The Femme.
10. The Femme has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Butch must remain calm at all times, unless the Femme wants her to be angry or upset.
12. The Femme must not, under any circumstances, let the Butch know whether she wants her to be angry or upset.
13. The Butch is expected to read the mind of the Femme at all times and act or respond accordingly.
14. What is important is what the Femme meant, not what she said.
15. If the Butch doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because she can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Femme has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Butch must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Butch, at any time, believes she is right, she must refer to Rule 5.
19. The Butch must kill all bugs at any given time.
20. The Butch must “always be prepared”…
Just smile, nod your head and live happily ever after.
* I did NOT write these rules!