On the 11th day of Christmas my true…
we’ll say love here but we all know the truth, gave to me:
11 Lesbians a Licking!
Perfect if I do say so myself. oh and don’t forget the
12 Drunks a Drinking
Straight men your womyn complain all the time
because you won’t eat their pussy AND you still expect a big ole’ blow job.
That’s insane. Take some BUtch LEsbian ADvice from me.
Here’s all you need to do to get what you want from your womyn:
Gay Honey Boo Boo!
GLAAD just nominated “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”
for an award and listed Honey Boo Boo as one of their top 10 allies of 2012.
Are FEmme Lesbians really this demanding, complicated?
Be sure and read all the rules.
* I did NOT write these!
*The Femme Rules:
1. The Femme always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No butch can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Femme suspects the Butch knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Femme is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Femme is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Butch did or said.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Butch must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Femme can change her mind at any time without notice.
9. The Butch must never change her mind without the express written consent of The Femme.
10. The Femme has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Butch must remain calm at all times, unless the Femme wants her to be angry or upset.
12. The Femme must not, under any circumstances, let the Butch know whether she wants her to be angry or upset.
13. The Butch is expected to read the mind of the Femme at all times and act or respond accordingly.
14. What is important is what the Femme meant, not what she said.
15. If the Butch doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because she can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Femme has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Butch must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Butch, at any time, believes she is right, she must refer to Rule 5.
19. The Butch must kill all bugs at any given time.
20. The Butch must “always be prepared”…
Just smile, nod your head and live happily ever after.
* I did NOT write these rules!
There’s more than one way to eat a Lesbian Vagina!
Oh it’s gonna be a great New Year indeed.
All the working out I’ve been doing has changed my out look
especially from the rear.
So Happy New Year, Happy New Rear and Happy New Butch Underwear:
“A brief note: Wearing men’s underwear, much like wearing anything, is not a prerequisite for being butch. If you wanna sport a lacy G-string under your cargo shorts, then you do you, and don’t let anybody tell you you’re “not butch enough”.”
On the 1st Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
An awesome pair of Lesbian Scissors
2 Bound Beautys
3 Queer Porn Stars
4 Perfect Pussys
5 Strapping Lesbians
6 Andro Models
7 Dykes on Bykes
8 Bois on Bois
9 Butches Posing
10 Femmes a Fisting
11 Lesbians Licking
12 Drunks a Drinking